didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via 500daysofsunburn)

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drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

(Source: -annoying, via 500daysofsunburn)

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2 days ago

kingsleyyy:

fauxboy:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

If u are sad pls watch this vid

i am cats

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2 days ago

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

(via setsailforfailure)

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